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Campit Cornhole

When two men are engaging in anal intercourse and a piece of corn becomes lodged in the pee hole. The top then pulls out to ejaculate and the force of the ejaculate shoots the piece of corn out and the bottom attempts to catch the corn and any drippins in his mouth.
Who doesn't love a friendly game of Campit Cornhole?
by Dick Ramsbottom September 2, 2016
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Cornhole

"After the perpetrator killed this guy, he rolled him over and cornholed him about 30 to 40 times...see that? That's a posthumous, multiple cornhole entry wound."
by Kal The Destroyer November 5, 2023
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Porcelain Cornhole

The act of ejaculating in the shower and aiming for the drain holes.
Every morning I play porcelain cornhole to start my day
by Retired muppet March 20, 2025
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Cornhole

A a lawn game in which players take turns throwing 16 ounce bags of corn kernels at a raised platform (board) with a hole in the far end.
Let’s play Cornhole at the tailgate party this weekend!
by Al120 May 10, 2021
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Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
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