It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.
"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!"
"Nah bro it was a canon event."
"Nah bro it was a canon event."
by epic smartie pants July 19, 2023
Get the canon eventmug. just the best person not 4"1 or stupid and is way beter than chris and is better than chris at everything else
Person 1: Dude I just saw a little chocolate cupacake who tripped on her own shoelace and accidently KILLED five babies!
Person 2: Oh yeah! that was chris, he just sucks at everything and is not like Chayse canon who is cool beans! chayse is cool
Person 2: Oh yeah! that was chris, he just sucks at everything and is not like Chayse canon who is cool beans! chayse is cool
by chayse canon February 14, 2023
Get the chayse canonmug. 
Not necessarily canon, but canon in your own perspective. Your own alternate perspective of what’s canon.
In my head-canon, Mario in the original Donkey Kong games from the early ‘80s is actually the father of Mario and Luigi. That Pauline is probably a different Pauline. Maybe it’s modern Pauline’s mother. The second Mario in Donkey Kong Jr. is Mario and Luigi’s random uncle.
by AntiCircumcisionMan March 19, 2023
Get the Head-Canonmug.