Cake

Someone who sleeps around alot. ie. A slut etc..

Why?
Who likes cake? A: EVERYONE.
What do you do to cake? A: You eat it.

Therefore, EVERYONE EATS CAKE.

That chick slept with twelve guys, a donkey, two girls AND a midget in one night. Not because its her job either.." "OH THAT CAKE!

by wtfisthissite January 18, 2011

cake

Cocaine

Acid

Ketamine

Ecstasy

Cake tripping / flipping is when you take said ingredients all at once.

Dude. im caked the fuck out.

by Gl!tch June 8, 2009

cake

1. A great band
2. A kilo of cocaine
3. A pastry product

Dude 1: Dude, I did some cake while listening to cake and eating cake.

Dude 2: You ate cocaine??

by DudeoftheDay August 11, 2005

cake

'Cake' is the word used for when a person is so good looking that there isn't even a word in the urban dictionary to describe them. So you call them cake. Cake meaning fit and yummy.

"wow he's fit"
""Fit doesn't do him justice!"
"Fine he's Cake!!"
"that's more like it"

by CaHmRyI.S May 11, 2009

cake

The bromance between Luke Hemmings and Calum Hood

Girl 1 : man i love cake!
Girl 2 : my cake is better than your cake!

by cake888 June 6, 2015

Cake

The thing you get if you do not stfu.

Max: "Hey dude, how about a piece of fruit and a chicken breast?"
Peter: "Cake or STFU!"

Sarah: "Trout Lake is such a remarkably beautiful setting, I love it!"
Sandra: "Trout Lake? Cake or STFU!"

Waiter: "Can I get you anything to drink, sir?"
Sir: "Cake or STFU!"
Waiter: "Cake?"
Sir: "Goddammit...I said cake or STFU, YA PUNK!"

Flexbro I: "I stopped doing drugs to give into another passion, alcohol!"
Flexbro II: "So? I stopped doing ya grandma to give into another passion, cake!"
Flexbro I: "Uh?"
Flexbro II: "Well yeah, cake or STFU u friggin' bastid!"

by stokedfish September 24, 2006

Cake

A codeword for making-out.

I want some cake right now.
I want to eat cake.
Did you eat the cake?

by beforelater November 8, 2004