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i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather
steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass
by the answers you need April 7, 2023
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This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable

You need to stop doing this to me or I'm going to murder someone's kid.
Hym "This isn't something for which I need to be held accountable. I'm not doing YouTube bullshit to fix a life I did not break. I'm not letting you stop me from making this work."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2025
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I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.
Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"
by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022
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I need some dog on help!

A voiceline from the popular game team fortress 2 which comes from the engineer when you press c + 1
Demoman : THAT ENGINEER IS A SPY

Engineer : I need some dog on help!
by MSCPT March 28, 2023
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I need him biblically.

A phrased used when someone wants to worship someone blindly, but also completely defile them in a sexual manner. Similarly to how the bible was defiled in a literal manner, and yet is still praised as the true words of god.
"He's so handsome, I need him biblically."
"Daaaamn, girl! Get yo man."
by Zephyrooski March 21, 2024
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I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
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