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rice burner

the assholes who fuck up their cars with stickers,wings,tips, and 13" steel wheels, and give a bad name to the rest of us who improve performance tastefully...ex. turbo on inside clean factory look on outside....those muther fuckers make it easy for stupid ass redneck dumb shits to hate on everyone who drives a vehicle with only half the # of cylinders that they possess.
Billy Ray made fun of my 11 sec 1/4 mile integra for the simple fact that his mustang has beaten Trey's (high school kid) integra...you know the one with the big ass wing and the monza exhaust tip and the yellow spray painted interior and the homemade cold air intake oh yeah and he has dem stickers all over it, and dose euro tail lights and dem gtr turbo badges............bastard
by scott mcaneny May 4, 2004
mugGet the rice burnermug.

rice burner

Any small, disposable vehicle that resembles a push-type lawnmower at first glance. Usually (poorly) piloted by scrawny white boys trying to work through identity crises.
Trailer-pard Tad (otherwise known as deluxe_247) scrapes his generic Asian tin can along at 34 mph with his (c)rap blaring at distorted levels. He calls other backward-hat wearing punks "treble rebels". Sesame Street is urgently looking for you, Tad.
by lexusux October 13, 2003
mugGet the rice burnermug.

turd burner

An individual too preoccupied with trivial concerns to make any meaningful contribution to anything of substance or value.
That guy will never amount to anything -- he's a turd burner.
by Aloysius0820 January 22, 2010
mugGet the turd burnermug.

cd burner

A piece of hardware more commonly known as a CD-R or CD-RW drive. Burns to CD-R and CD-RW discs usually.
My CD Burner was one of the best things I ever bought!!!
by Kichigai April 11, 2004
mugGet the cd burnermug.

Brim Burner

A fart, shit or shart that painfully burns and stings the outer edges of the anal sphincter when released.
Bbbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaapppp!! Dang that was a brim burner. Stinging right now.

Those extra jalapeños at chipotle were enough to give me a brim burner this morning. I needed a medicated wipe with aloe.

I’m not feeling well and sharted. It was a brim burner.
by Dick Onchin December 6, 2020
mugGet the Brim Burnermug.

burner number

a disposable number generated by third party apps used for business, pleasure, or for dubious Tinder matches.
Thank god I didn't give my Tinder match my cell phone number cuz that crazy ass has been blowing up my burner number. I think I'll just delete it and get a new one.
by Djay99 July 7, 2017
mugGet the burner numbermug.

crust burner

when you light a female's crotch on fire and then lick it off
Bill set Jenni's crotch on fire.. he said it tasted good. He's a crust burner now.
by MaDD Black January 19, 2011
mugGet the crust burnermug.

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