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Hazy Blumpkin

The act of smoking a blunt while taking a dump and getting some head.
I walked in the bathroom and Jimbo was sitting there getting a Hazy Blumpkin. Naturally, I hit the blunt and left.
by Tha Dinger April 2, 2011
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poopstick blumpkin

when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.
I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.
by jjakaka March 18, 2014
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Blumpkin Stacker

Similar to a blumpkin, a blumpkin stacker is when one man is sitting on the toilet and taking a shit while giving anal sex to another man, who is in turn getting a blowjob from another man. The blumpkin stacker can also involve more than 3 men with the other men simply stacked on top making an anal sex chain
We had an eight man blumpkin stacker yesterday! It was pretty gay
by bigben December 21, 2009
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splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.
She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)
by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006
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Pseudo-Blumpkin

When you're using a laptop to chat with a friend on Facebook while taking a shit and masturbating.
1. I was taking a huge dump the other day, and I totally pseudo-blumpkin'd Bryan. There was jizz all over my toilet and my computer. He was chatting with me on Facebook, completely unaware.
by Chariot Driver May 29, 2009
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wild blumpkin

taking a dump in the woods while someone is giving you a blowjob
7 days of camping with no showers. And the last day my girl gave me a wild blumpkin. She came out looking like she ate a bag of dirt.
by aaron gilmore July 20, 2010
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Forest Blumpkin

Your typical blumpkin administered by one in either a wheel chair or someone with a peg leg and an eye patch while screaming at the neighbors that you are not mentally challenged and you are just as normal as the rest of society.
Had a rough day at work and the boss called me special in the head . So the wife took me home and gave me the old forest blumpkin.
by MX29 December 7, 2019
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