Bike Curious 

A person who is kinda into bicycles and bike culture, but doesn't go on bike blogs or bike websites. Probably rides a street bike, but doesn't have a fixed gear. Not quite bikesexual just yet, but getting there.

I wouldn't say Mike is bikesexual, he's just bike curious, he doesn't even ride a fixie.

Bike Curious by Hipster Superman January 3, 2011

Bike Hangings 

At the annual Wheeler Block Party in Maycomb Il it has been tradition to hang a bike from a stop sign. After stepping up the tradition in 2011 by lighting the bike on fire; SWAT police were called in and maced several hundred students.

Tom: Oh, the horror of 'bike hangings' and felony littering.

Mike: The only reasonable response can be gangs of goose stepping SWAT cops with automatic weapons and airstrikes from Predator drones.

Bike Hangings by windowshade May 24, 2011

bike curious 

when you wonder how it might be to shag a slag

dave admitted he was tempted to give up his frustrating life of moral fibre, faithfullness and trustworthyness and shag anything that would have him, he was bike curious

bike curious by bartonscooter November 16, 2009

Bike Fly 

A sleezy hoe that hangs out were all the biker boys are waiting to snatch up all the Degenerates in the world so they can be ridden hard and put away wet and give you every STD you dont already have. OUCH!...you know I'm just Fucking with you...

Anyone hanging out on Squid Row (8th St) that doesnt own a bike and is begging for a ride and a "RIDE" Bike Fly

Bike Fly by LazyJeremy June 26, 2008

Bike Pikey 

A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.

"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.

Bike Pikey by Another Anon July 16, 2008

Bike Shop 

Another word for ass.

If he isn't careful, he might get his bike fixed.

Bike Shop by Colton Hughes May 20, 2005

Bike Condom 

Usage of a plastic bag, usually one left over from a previous grocery shopping event, to cover your bicycle's seat. This is done in order to protect and keep your seat dry, therefore, avoiding soaking the seat with water and mud.

Person 1: Dude, what's with the plastic bag on your seat? It looks funny.

Person 2: It's my bike condom. It keeps my seat from getting drenched and dirty on rainy days. This way my butt doesn't get all soggy either.

Bike Condom by ben.yep.me February 5, 2010