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When a girl says she doesn't like you that's definitely not true. She gets nervous when you ask her if she likes you so she obviously says no.
Him: yo do you like me?

Her: Boy no I don't

Him: does she like me?
Friends: If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does
by imboredtehee August 26, 2022
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Engineering Calculus:
As the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
Variable Constraints Include:

Time
Location
Romantic Implication
Humourous Viability
Sexual Implication
Newton's Law

Results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.
Ex.
Girl: I don't like ditzes.
Boy: I don't like ditzes either.
Girl: I like cheese
Boy: Mee too.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you
x = romantic implication

Ex 2:

Boy: I like funny sarcastic bobble heads
Girl: I'm a funny sarcastic bobble head
Boy: I like you so much I might actually tell you
Girl: Ew you're creepy.
x = humourous viability + sexual implications

Ex 3:
Girl: Hi stranger, pay attention to me.
Boy: You're pretty.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you.
Boy: Your positive?
x= newton's law, time, location
by JuneBugette December 6, 2010
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Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer
Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀
by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023
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when some one asks u a question u dont really know the answer to or just dont want to answer ...annoy them with this.
If a really fit girl asks you who u fancy more:

"Who do you fancy more, me or your girlfriend?"

You answer:

"well errrrm its probably blatent that maybe i dont actually just quite know..."
by Rhys November 12, 2004
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