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Shannon

A thunder thighed monster (commonly know as a Shannon or even maybe a Jasmine )That no one likes. She is a MAJOR hoe.
Omg did you hear about Shannon she is such a hoes
by BigBitchBertha June 11, 2018
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Shannon

An ass hole of a girl, watch out because she will steal your man. Very malicious and evil. Her laugh is preposterous and she is very unreliable. she can make you think anything she wants you to. This can be very dangerous to everyone around her. If you think you're falling for a Shannon, stop right away. Distance yourself from her, and stop making contact with her as much as possible. You don't actually like her, she's just making you think you do. A Shannon ruined my whole entire life. If she has brown hair and blue eyes, she is even more dangerous. Nobody really likes Shannon's, the Shannon's brain-wash us to make us think we do. Never name your kid Shannon, you will ruin her life, while she ruins other peoples'. Just be careful around Shannon's!
Boy: Yo, is that a Shannon over there?
Girl: OMG ya walk away! Don't make eye contact!

Boy: No, wait lets go say hi!
Girl: No, she is dangerous!!
*Boy goes to say hi*
*Boys entire life is ruined because a Shannon got involved*
by juliagurl October 12, 2013
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Shannon

that on chick that annoys everyone
Shannon is a bitch
by That Chick March 5, 2015
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Shannon of wine

to overfill a wine glass because you want to empty the bottle.
I just poured myself a Shannon of wine.
by chitowngirl220 October 22, 2010
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Shannon Leto

The most kickass drummer ever of the band, 30 Seconds to Mars. And oh yeah...he's hot. Also the older brother of Jared Leto.
Shannon Leto is amazing. If you disagree, whatev.
by Liann September 4, 2008
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Shannon

Is a damm right bitch and a control freak who can’t let go of people who don’t like them back
Oh that Shannon she’s a bitch
by 2 can keep it secret October 14, 2018
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