bowel blocker

A person who either intentionally or inadvertently prevents another person from having a movement.

I can't poop with an audience and I have three kids, two dogs and a wife who don't believe in privacy. My life is full of bowel blockers.

by benthered October 20, 2013

Cockless Blocker

A female friend that ( with the best intentions ) tries to set up a guy with random girls at a party. Generally by getting too drunk and approaching groups of girls, whispering and pointing at the guy. Thereby destroying any chance he has of getting with the girls.

Cher - Heeeyyyy Dya mind if my friend Mark dances with usss, Heeesh really niice...And heeeeesh shingle (wink)

Phil - Hey Mark, Cher is totally messing shit up for you with those girls. Shes making you look a total mong

Mark - I know dude, She is a proper Cockless Blocker when she's hammered.

by Silverback Sweep May 25, 2012

Cock Blocker

A girl who continuosly knocks on your apartment door right as you are going to get busy with your boyfriend.

Knock knock....shit, it's Tia, AGAIN! She is such a Cock Blocker!

by sinderella16 July 25, 2011

Knicker-blocker

The act of stopping a female friend from pursuing a love interest.

The female version of cock-blocking.

Oh my god, I was out with my girlfriends and Becky totally knicker-blocked me.

That Becky, she's such a knicker-blocker.

by grimmers382 June 16, 2011

Blob Blocker

Another word for a tampon.

Hey Jess, My blob has arrived...got any blob blockers?

by TescoBringsAllTheMumsToTheYard November 22, 2011

God-Blocker

A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.

"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"

by Jonathan87 April 7, 2004

Cock Blocker

an usually ugly, overweight, rejected or frustated woman or Feminazi lesbo that always is trying to stop a man from wooing one of her female friends ( usually her best friend)by brainwashing her against him.

" Im tired of that cock blocker bee itch ! always brainwashing Lucille"

by gigantus April 16, 2006