When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.
Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”
Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”
Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you”
by Thickaz May 29, 2024
<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Interpersonally COmmunicate While Pleading, I, ANgel Jose RObles Promises TO Do SO FOr eternity Irregardless Of What Is Happening At ANy given Moment<.7.9.76.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Interpersonally COmmunicate While Pleading, I, ANgel Jose RObles Promises TO Do SO FOr eternity Irregardless Of What Is Happening At ANy given Moment<.7.9.76.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 06, 2025
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Ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it up. Ding dong eat it up eating while their mix it uuuuuuuuuuupp ooooooooohhh
by Naufalicious December 02, 2024
Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 05, 2024
SMD while I SMH literally means, suck my dick while I shake my head. It's a word that describes your utter disappointment for blatantly disrespectful dick riders.
Dumbo: "Shut up dork"
thatboytweaking100%: "I thought you had something better to say. SMD while I SMH"
thatboytweaking100%: "I thought you had something better to say. SMD while I SMH"
by thatboytweaking100% January 01, 2022
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