chris

chris is gay and fake and ugly but not loyal but funny

Chris is talking all that shmack but he is fake.

by gansterquotes June 28, 2019

Chris

Assholes who use you every chance they get.When someone asks “who hurt you?” It was almost always a Chris.They are man whores.They use girls for sex.they look like shaggy from scooby doo.

Friend:who’s that ugly crusty short ass guy over there

Friend2: Oh that’s the town man whore Chris

by highbythe505 March 1, 2020

Chris

You probably just wanted to look up your name but now you found this definition and you feel sad

If your name is Chris than you are a male homosexual who tries to fit in but in never works

Oh my Jesus Chris stop being such a Chris it’s just fucking annoying

by Kakyoin fucking dies October 28, 2019

Chris

In short, for Christian, Chris is an excellent person to be around, especially with a surname that starts with 'R,' which stands for Romantic. Rarely have 'F' as a middle name, which stands for Funny. Christian F---- R--------- will be the ideal human being in anyone's life. Especially ones with blue eyes and curly hair are almost extinct. So Please grab hold tight on them when you encounter one.

me: hahhhhh I think I am in love with his big blue eyessssssssssssss...... he is so romantic and funnyyyyyy............
friend A: OMG is his name Chris?
friend B: Dont tell me his surname starts with R and middle name with F?????????
me: Shut up!!!!!!! How do you guys know!!!!!!!

by KoreanHotPotato November 23, 2021

Chris

A bad boyfriend.very deceiving.knows how to get along well with others especially the female brand.is very much a pretender, and will lead you on for a very long ride only to leave you stranded.all of his family believe when he says " im going to keep this one and treat her right".his most amazing features are his eyes ,especially if you can keep them looking your way.

"Chris really felt"he had it made.

by Deboniar May 7, 2019

Chris

(a) A brilliant, perfectly shaped penis sometimes sold on the black market.

exp1."John Holmes had quite the chris on him."

"Yeah,you dont see many people with chris like that anymore."

exp2."Im telling you girl that boy has some good chris!"

by ghettomomalover February 3, 2010

chris

THE MOST AWESOME PERSON ALIVE, HES COOL GETS ALL THE GIRLS AND ALL THE OTHER GUYS WANT TO BE HIM. HES A DREAMER,A LOVER,A FIGHTER.YOU CAN FIND A CHRIS ON A FIXED GEAR BIKE. YOU CAN FIND A CHRIS WARING THE FRESHEST CLOTHES AHEAD OF THE TRENDS. ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE A CHRIS IS AWESOME

DAMN CHRIS GETS ALL THE GIRLS

by not him bu t me September 10, 2011