rice burner

Any small, disposable vehicle that resembles a push-type lawnmower at first glance. Usually (poorly) piloted by scrawny white boys trying to work through identity crises.

Trailer-pard Tad (otherwise known as deluxe_247) scrapes his generic Asian tin can along at 34 mph with his (c)rap blaring at distorted levels. He calls other backward-hat wearing punks "treble rebels". Sesame Street is urgently looking for you, Tad.

by lexusux October 13, 2003

cd burner

A piece of hardware more commonly known as a CD-R or CD-RW drive. Burns to CD-R and CD-RW discs usually.

My CD Burner was one of the best things I ever bought!!!

by Kichigai April 11, 2004

turd burner

An individual too preoccupied with trivial concerns to make any meaningful contribution to anything of substance or value.

That guy will never amount to anything -- he's a turd burner.

by Aloysius0820 January 22, 2010

burner boys

When you have guys you date that are benched that you keep around in case you want an easy exchange with minimal effort

I have burner boys I can hit up because I’m bored and not dating anyone

by Sassanne April 29, 2020

squrit burner

When you have dieare after eating something spicey and it hurts your butthole

I ate some hot fries now I got the squrit burners.

by Mr troll 1778 January 13, 2018

Scottsdale Burner

A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.

My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.

My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.

by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023

crust burner

when you light a female's crotch on fire and then lick it off

Bill set Jenni's crotch on fire.. he said it tasted good. He's a crust burner now.

by MaDD Black January 19, 2011