devil-worship

Immoral and/or amoral behavior

Son: is using animals in biomedical research considered devil-worship to the Unforgiveables?

Father: no, since the Unforgiveables protect private property. Now go take a course in biomedical ethics at McGill university for more information.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2021

The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!

Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"

by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

BBC Worshipping Cumslut

Caylaslaays

That bitch Cayla is a real bbc worshipping cumslut, I love it

by Yumyumayo156 May 30, 2024

scrote worshiper

one who worships the scrotum, used as an insult

Dammit Kyle, stop being such a scrote worshiper!

by linkman October 22, 2009

Worshiping Chocolate

Someone who is into poop Fetishes or has a kink for poops of all kinds. They may worship or find poop sexually arousing

He is the only person I know that loves worshiping chocolate. He told me the other day to shit in his mouth for $80 and I said I'd poop in a bag and sent mail instead. He complied

by Mezulu03 September 29, 2022

prayer and worship night

A time where brothers and sisters in Christ come together and pray, confess, worship, and fellowship in a nocturnal setting.

Amos "Hey Jenny you coming to the prayer and worship night?"
Jenny "no I have homework"
Amos "But what about Jesus!?"
Jenny "haha ok I'll sherk my responibilities and come!"

by my doctor's wife October 3, 2019

dynamite ninja worship

A worship band a Cairn University.

Is otw playing chapel?

Nah it Dynamite Ninja Worship

by Cohead14 September 23, 2023