William, Prince of Wales
(noun)
The dude who’s been first in line for the British throne since dinosaurs roamed the Earth (or like, since he was born in 1982). Known for his hairline slowly retreating like British troops at Dunkirk, but also for being the "responsible royal" who drinks tea, waves politely, and doesn’t cause tabloid meltdowns every 5 minutes.
Kate Middleton’s husband, which basically makes him the guy living every British mom’s fairy tale dream. Together they’re the royal power couple who dress their kids like it’s still 1947.
Prince Harry’s older brother, which automatically means he’s the "boring" one in royal fanfiction. He's the “you’re gonna be king one day, so no funny business” sibling, while Harry ran off to California to vibe and podcast.
Sometimes referred to as "Wills"—not to be confused with wills that give you inheritance, though he probably has like 47 of those too.
(noun)
The dude who’s been first in line for the British throne since dinosaurs roamed the Earth (or like, since he was born in 1982). Known for his hairline slowly retreating like British troops at Dunkirk, but also for being the "responsible royal" who drinks tea, waves politely, and doesn’t cause tabloid meltdowns every 5 minutes.
Kate Middleton’s husband, which basically makes him the guy living every British mom’s fairy tale dream. Together they’re the royal power couple who dress their kids like it’s still 1947.
Prince Harry’s older brother, which automatically means he’s the "boring" one in royal fanfiction. He's the “you’re gonna be king one day, so no funny business” sibling, while Harry ran off to California to vibe and podcast.
Sometimes referred to as "Wills"—not to be confused with wills that give you inheritance, though he probably has like 47 of those too.
"William, Prince of Wales, is like if your dad got a crown and had to smile through awkward public handshakes for the rest of his life."
by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025

Waleed is a long nosed man who uses his nose in order to perform photosynthesis to survive. This man is known to be feisty and easily irritated, moreover he hates the sight of people enjoying themselves and always strives to spread his Zorro-astronomy beliefs.
Person 1: What the hell, this guy is taking in all the oxygen!
Person 2: Oh dont worry its just another Waleed nasser
Person 1: How do we stop him bro
Person2: You wont be able to......hell get pissed
Person 2: Oh dont worry its just another Waleed nasser
Person 1: How do we stop him bro
Person2: You wont be able to......hell get pissed
by marrycloppins23 February 14, 2022

This is guy is a good guy. But man his ass is majestic. It has shape and volume and the texture is perfect. His thunder thighs are so powerful that Thor himself couldn’t control all that thunder it contains. He loves spending way too much money on everything. He buys stupid overly expensive clothes and only listens to rap and Arab music and calls it a music taste. He also likes cars but still doesn’t have his license.
by CRÈME December 13, 2023

Wales:
Person 1: ' I am going on holiday to England'
person 2: 'What city?'
person 1: 'Cardiff'
person 2; 'Cardiff is in Wales, you arrogant motherfucker'
Person 1: ' I am going on holiday to England'
person 2: 'What city?'
person 1: 'Cardiff'
person 2; 'Cardiff is in Wales, you arrogant motherfucker'
by Masterg1 November 26, 2023

a beautiful boy who has a good sense of humour, is over 5'7 and has a pretty smile. he belongs to a zainab.
by defo.com April 16, 2022

Waleed is a big ass horny bitch.
by Umiho September 2, 2023

My waleed is a nice guy with pretty eyes,he loves football he's favourite players are kdb and aguero , he plays football and i enjoy it when he talk to me about every goal he scores, he's a nerd and very good at math he's literally the whole package, he's the first boy i ever talked to ,called,watched movies with,and the first one i ever loved i'm always not sure what i want but in the waleed situation i knew i only wanted him, life feels like a dream or some fairytale story he's the reason i wake up every morning and when i go to bed i dream of him and I actually love it because i love him so much i started writing poetry about him i love everything about him i love his laugh when we call it feels safe,i like it when we call each other babe ,i love how fictional this man is,and i love him so much that i can't even believe we love each other ,7 months ago I didn't even believe in love and know I'm madly unconditionally in love with him, every song is about him and i love it we watched my favourite movies together and know i love these movies more we talk about our future life and i love it ,we finish each other's sentences and i love it i love it when he randomly says i love you or when he reads my mind or makes my life feels like a pretty love song, i love him so much and i know i will never know how to express it , to my waleed i love you so much babe.
you're the king of my heart
you're the king of my heart
by L.w💗 November 21, 2023
