also spelled 'toris, a slang for the clitoris. pronounced TOR-is, unlike the second half of the full word "clitoris." typically spoken when covertly recounting a sexual escapade to a friend when others are around, and "clit" or "clitoris" would be inappropriate.
"It took me three hours to find the 'toris and then I went all over the place."
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something
by Baba Oriley September 23, 2008
Get the torismug. A very old council of pedophiles that run the United Kingdom since the 1950s. Their main function is to extract money from UK citizens, and rape children. They don't rape children alone as they count with the help of the BBC and their "stars", who also rape children too.
In the recent years, after all pedophile scandals came to light, they went into hiding and deny the facts. Now, they have used a bunch of Muslims as scapegoats saying they are the ones runing the pedophile gang and grooming children, because they are brown people and that is what brown people do.
However the Muslims are mainly innocent, and the rapes keep happening in all MP private parties. They also kill children too apart from raping them, or as part of the process. Really disgusting people that should burn in hell.
They say the Police didn't investigate the Pedophiles for fear, as they were high rank MPs. I say they didn't investigate it because they were busy raping children themselves!
In the recent years, after all pedophile scandals came to light, they went into hiding and deny the facts. Now, they have used a bunch of Muslims as scapegoats saying they are the ones runing the pedophile gang and grooming children, because they are brown people and that is what brown people do.
However the Muslims are mainly innocent, and the rapes keep happening in all MP private parties. They also kill children too apart from raping them, or as part of the process. Really disgusting people that should burn in hell.
They say the Police didn't investigate the Pedophiles for fear, as they were high rank MPs. I say they didn't investigate it because they were busy raping children themselves!
I didn't rape any children! is the Muslims fault that groom them in Rotherdam! I am innocent ! I am a respectable Tory!
by Political Bastard September 1, 2016
Get the Torymug. Tory is another word to describe the art of wanker.
Two wankers or more In the British Parliament are also known as Tories.
A full parliament of wankers are also known as Tory Scum
Two wankers or more In the British Parliament are also known as Tories.
A full parliament of wankers are also known as Tory Scum
by Professor Large Member December 9, 2019
Get the Torymug. by Makah November 19, 2007
Get the Torymug. toris
also spelled 'toris, a slang for the clitoris. pronounced TOR-is, unlike the second half of the full word "clitoris." typically spoken when covertly recounting a sexual escapade to a friend when others are around, and "clit" or "clitoris" would be inappropriate.
also spelled 'toris, a slang for the clitoris. pronounced TOR-is, unlike the second half of the full word "clitoris." typically spoken when covertly recounting a sexual escapade to a friend when others are around, and "clit" or "clitoris" would be inappropriate.
"It took me three hours to find the 'toris and then I went all over the place."
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something
by Baba Oriley September 23, 2008
Get the torismug. tori don't eat shit
by tori sucks February 26, 2017
Get the torimug. stuck up bitch who aint loyal and is always trying to take you man and don't know how to act and is a hoe who sleeps with every guy in town.
she's a tori for sure
by sindig. hanggger July 27, 2019
Get the torimug.