pole crawler

An ugly stripper, a fat stripper

YO dude that pole crawler has quite the mug on her !!!

by Joe LaRussa July 23, 2006

Totem Poles

Highest perscription of Xanax.

Long white 2 mg. pill

I'm stressed...give me some Totem Poles!!

by ktodad January 4, 2008

pole-axed

paraletic, really really really drunk. past steaming, shit-faced. Ur gonna have a major hangover tomorrow!

"what are you doing tonight"
"I'm gonna get pole-axed"

by Miggy November 16, 2004

totem pole

a stacked xanax bar (z-bars) with four sections.

What are you going to do tonight? I am gonna eat some totem poles and get wasted.

by dgag October 7, 2003

Phone Poling

To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.

Hey Christ, this is me phone poling, THIS IS ME PHONE POLING!!!

by Jose99 February 1, 2007

troll pole

the pole in the vacinity of a strip club which has an ugly, or troll looking stripper dancing/swinging on it

"She was twurkin it on that troll pole last night!"

by pnf April 15, 2005

pole vault

A sport that I do only because all the girls who do pole vault are super crazy oober hot.

I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her on the mats today.

by suckaaaaaaaaa June 2, 2005