1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.
2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.
3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.
4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"
2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.
3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.
4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"
Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.
Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.
Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.
Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.
Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.
by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011
Get the Treadmill Gerbilmug. Gerbilsm is a small religion that dates back all the way to 326 B.C., It’s to believe that all the Gerbils will rise and take over the world. To do so the Gerbils will make underground tunnels that reach throughout every point of the world, and from then they will single handily slaughter every living human on the Earth.
Mark: “ Hey did you hear about the new guy that lives down the road? He believes in Gerbilsm.”
Henry: “ Interesting to hear that, I was just digging the ground in my backyard to make a pool when I suddenly came across this extremely long and deep passage way that had written documents about Gerbilism that dates back all the way to Jesus’ time and whiling seeing that I witnessed many gerbils trafficking dead bodies along the tunnels.”
Henry: “ Interesting to hear that, I was just digging the ground in my backyard to make a pool when I suddenly came across this extremely long and deep passage way that had written documents about Gerbilism that dates back all the way to Jesus’ time and whiling seeing that I witnessed many gerbils trafficking dead bodies along the tunnels.”
by UnknownGerbil96 September 7, 2020
Get the Gerbilismmug. Girl:look at the cute gerbils
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.
Girl: nu
Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!
Gerbil offender
When you offended a Gerbil.
Man:I wanna touch the gerbils.
Girl: nu
Man:is touching gerbils
FBI: OPEN UP!!
Gerbil offender
When you offended a Gerbil.
by I_got_a_rat_in_my_ass February 21, 2021
Get the Gerbil Offendermug. Verb action A Group of friends (2 or more) bend over in a knee and hand position and push out the lubed gerbil out of the anus. (After lubing said gerbil and inserting into anus) The furthest distance wins.
Kyle, Lyle, and I lubed the gerbils and bent over and squeezed. Kyles' gerbil went the furthest as he won the competition. The gerbil gliding competition was complete.
by Darkerone March 20, 2025
Get the Gerbil Glidingmug. Sexual act where one wraps a hamster/gerbil with duct tape prior to insertion of the erect penis into the animal, this is done so that the hampster/gerbil doesn't explode whilst getting fucked.
by Dump truck January 24, 2017
Get the Gerbil girdlemug. The complete failure of attempting verbal judo. Increasing another person's anger while trying to defuse a volatile situation.
by Ham So Low November 4, 2022
Get the Gerbil voodoomug. A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.
by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018
Get the Gerbil squeezermug.