onion ass

An ass SO amazing it brings a tear to you eye

Dude did you see that girl that works at Long Bottoms Coffee Co.? she has SUCH an onion ass that i cried the whole time i was in there!

by PersianDeity March 6, 2008

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Dutch Onion

n. feces in one's underwear while riding in the car with other passengers v. the act of dutch onioning

Evan dutch onioned himself while driving to his grandparents house; his parent were .

by classiest January 24, 2011

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Green Onions

A funky 60's instrumental piece of music by "Booker T and the MG's"

Dude I've heard that before, who is it?

"Green Onions" by some old skool dudes called Booker T and the MG's, found it in the oldies vinyl collection !!

by Ginnus July 26, 2009

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Onion News

A news show that is funny, yet untruthful. A parody of an actual newscast. All news is fake, just based on popular culture. (pop-culture)

I saw an episode of Onion News yesterday on the computer. I laughed at what news they put up, for a second i thought that it was real.

That episode of Onion News was the best one yet, it had me SCREAMING!

by tha Cod God January 5, 2010

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onion head

Military term for a newbie or green troop. Refers to the pitiful cue ballish hair cut that new recruits get during basic training.

Get ready. We’re supposed to get in 6 new onion heads this week.

by Trav September 27, 2004

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Chopping Onions

Busy, or otherwise overwhelmed with work.

Originally used in Northeastern culinary institutions, made its way into corporate lingo late 2012.

John was chopping onions trying to get his management reports done and fix the broken copier.

When Sam asked John if he could do him a favor, John responded "Sorry, I can't, I'm chopping onions this morning!"

by TabbyDabby April 1, 2013

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