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Earl

A gay retard that will steal your ham sandwich
God damnit Earl! You stole my sandwich, retard!!
by Hgfffffffffff February 8, 2020
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me earl and the dying girl

I read me earl and the dying girl and its total shit
by cockblck 2000 July 16, 2016
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Earl Kirbey

who is good looking, something well made, or something substantial or generous. ... (of a man) Agreeable to the eye or to correct taste; having a pleasing appearance or expression; attractive. He’s nickname is usually GIRL MAGNET
Earl Kirbey is so hot as hell
Earl Kirbey is a cool guy
Earl Kirbey is so handsome when playing basketball
by anonymouse1348618 February 27, 2022
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The angry Earl

The angry Earl is a sex practice that describes a male in missionary position on a partner. To fulfil the angry Earl diarrhoea and a boy with down syndrome is required. So the male rocks the hell out of the sex partner while suffering from horrible diarrhoea while the boy with to much chromosomes suddenly enters the room and the male is so shocked that he startles, knock out the sex partner and sprays the boy with diarrhoea fluids. Important! Be sure that your ass points at the door so the boy will scream in disgust and shock. If you can't get the boy screaming than it's not an angry Earl, this is essential.
Man i went to base 2 with my wife and it was fucking awesome. As we went to base 3 Earl walked in on us. In my shock I went up and accidentally slapped my wife to the face which made her fall to the floor and pass out. Earl ran at my and now I realizing that I have to take a shit and in pure shock and horror I sprayed the liquid diarrhoea all over the poor bastard, he began to scream at the top of his lungs...

The angry Earl
by Grenzgaenger69 August 19, 2021
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Earl Gault 2020

The white nigga that would be the best president the America has.
Hey you should go vote for the white nigga earl gault to be president and be named Earl Gault 2020.
by Earls vice president March 19, 2019
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Pulling an Earl

getting too stoned to turn off the end credits and inevitably losing touch with reality
Sebastian was Pulling an Earl during the end credits of “The Meg” by watching all of it.
by KayAngelic January 1, 2024
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Earl Wormberg

Founder of Earworm. All around cool dude. Once thought deceased. Currently lives with his girlfriend Osh.
Ryan: Earl Wormberg fired us!
Brian: Oh nooo. Want some Hut dogs?
by 420fam69af March 10, 2021
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