Springfield, TN

Springfield is an initially charming small-town with a seemingly endless amount of people who would give you the shirt off their back. However, the longer you live there, the more you begin to realize what an absolute shit hole it is. Kids habitually go to the Wal-Mart or empty fields for entertainment and the parents of said kids are either too self-involved to care or stuck in their own childish fantasies to realize their kids are throwing their lives away, just as they have.

One can remedy this condition by either moving out or killing themselves.

Ex. 1 - "Springfield, TN, home of the...what?"
Ex. 2 - "I moved out of Springfield, TN, now my life is worth living."

by thediamondcanopy September 18, 2011

Sparta, TN

A tiny ass town in the middle of nowhere. Old people often move here, once they've given up on life, to die. There is nothing fun to do so most teenagers drive around and hang out in the high school parking lot at night. The Majority of the population drive big ass trucks to compensate for their tiny dicks. And best believe the entire town will be at the high school football game every Friday night to watch their team lose.

I live in this little town called Sparta, TN, you've probably never heard of it.

by OneInchWarrior December 23, 2019

Signal Mountain Tn

best mountain ever ! its on top of a large mountain 30 - 45 mintues from Cleveland, Tn . There is only 1 grocery store, and one middle/ high school called Signal Mountain Middle High . A lot of loud Northerns are drawn to this mountain, so beware. Softball is not very popular so they have to drive either 45 minutes to Cleveland or 45 to Rossville Georgia. Also this is where the sexiest people in town live.

Hey your sexy . Do you live on Signal Mountian Tn ?

Man we have to drive 45 mintues to get to softball practice . Why ? Cause we live on Signal Mountain Tn .

by carlybrice14 April 27, 2011

Shaln’tn’t

Shall not not
Synonym for shall

None shaln’tn’t topple my pillar

by Novabee20 January 18, 2020

south pittsburg, tn

A small, poor, historic town in Tennessee close to the Alabama line. There is at least one traffic light out of four or so on the whole three mile stretch of road that is always out. When they can keep a police force, you'll find them at one end of town or the other. The middle of town is the safest if you're thinking of residing here. Expect to pay high taxes since a past mayor embezzeled money from the town and now they'really trying to make the money back. There are no chain restaurants and nothing to do unless you like cornbread. There's the National Cornbread Festival held in the middle of town during the last weekend in April every year. Yee haw!

Let's go to South Pittsburg, Tn to watch a fifteen year old movie at the town's only entertainment venue.

by Gottalovethesouth December 21, 2016