Suburban Beach Bum

Lauren

that girl lauren is such a suburban beach bum, she just sits at home and watches movies

by Teenybøpper May 3, 2011

Suburban Love Story

Suburban Love story is like Hood love story but you talk about your future love Tortas the story’s and how they will end! Suburban love story

I will get in a relationship with Kylie Jenner
You will explain the future love story of your life in a Snapchat story and who you want to date. Suburban love story

by TortaSyTacos February 21, 2020

Typical Suburban Mom (TSM)

A Typical Suburban Mom drinks wine, joins “book club”, is involved in multiple carpools, and tries to keep up with the Joneses.

Drives a huge SUV to run her errands in her designer activewear. Feeds her family an organic, gluten-free, and low salt diet, but also gets regular Botox injections.

May or may not be involved in some MLM scheme.

Tammy showed up in her designer activewear again. She's such a Typical Suburban Mom (TSM).

by onepoorman September 27, 2022

typical suburban white girl

Symptoms indicate: LOVEING starbucks, Scared Of Everything and freaks about anything,All Super Fake, The second that interaction is over, they’re going to turn around and talk shit about each other in a second. think their "Typical white girl problems" are actual problems they like Taylor Swift, all that shit, suburban white girls love it. watch a movies with their friends while complaining that they’re single. Talks and texts using shorter things like "U" "2" "ttyl" "ILU" "OMG" and is ALWAYS self centered and flips her hair. Always asking about her appearance. AND last but not Least WHINES ALOT! WARNING IF YOU KNOW A TYPICAL SUBURBAN WHITE GIRL THAT HAS THESE SYMPTOMS THEIR MOST LIKELY STUPID TO, IF IF YOU HAVE ONE CALL 1-800-WHITEGIRL FOR HELP NOW.

"Can you come to the bathroom with me?"
"Want to go to Starbucks?"
"Ok SO I have a huge problem. My boyfriend just broke up with me and She's Talking shit."

"OMG I love this pic! INstagram!, Omg I have to go ttyl! UGh that ugly whore."
"Omg I can't belive I've been single this long I mean, Im way more pretty than any of the boys girlfriends UGH *Hair Flip*

"OMG DOES MY MAKE UP LOOK OK!?!?!?"
"NOOO I Don't WANNA GO! STOP!
what anyone else would say:
"WOW. She sure is a typical suburban white girl alright"

by YourMyBitch June 1, 2014

Suburban Oil Co. Inc.

Someone that has a hard time thinking of a name for a bussiness

You must work for Surburban Oil Co. Inc....LOL!!!!!!

by JP & MK March 8, 2003

Suburban Outlaws

highly egocentric individuals who possess a certain rule of authority(preferably cops), in areas that experience no crime whatsoever, but assume there is.

Inept to rural urban settings;

"That school security guard was such a dick!"
"Why's that?"
"He gave me a ticket for going two miles over the speed limit, and then pulled me over and investigated my car for any illegal substances, even though I had non."
"Wow."
"I know. And worse, I got a ticket for over seventy-five bucks. And before he left, he said,"I know what your up to, kid. Don't think I don't know that your gonna go do."
"Talk about Suburban Outlaws."

by The Master Dutch August 31, 2009

Sickly-Suburban

A definite noticeable differene between crowds of people gathered in the suburbs cmpared to crowds of people gathered in the city.

Person 1: Dude, did you get a good look at the crowed last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude, for sure..! You could tell we weren't down town last night cuz the crowed was TOTALLY "Sickly-Suburban"

suburban sticks soccer mom suburbs hick

by ChrisKola January 26, 2010