simie

Mammoth hair that grows on the bottom of aged or women with an over balanced amount of testosterone in their system, usually with bad odour and self esteem which causes Simies to be overweight.

God damn woman either stop taking those damn prescription hormone supplements or shave! your getting a bad case of Simie!

by fwq'eifjwe June 8, 2004

Samish

1 - adj. used to describe someone who must have explinations presented for every aspect of life.

2 - adj. completely oblivious to everything that occurs, normally unable to understand metaphors and figures of speech.

Do I have to explain everything to you?! Argh, you're so Samish!!!

by Phil #2 October 24, 2007

simes

its a very lucky heterosexual guy with a bick cock

simes

by very lucky guy123 April 28, 2020

Sibisi

A bitch whose a gay how and is mean to everyone he likes fucking men up with his small penis

Did you hear about Sibisi

He tried to rape me

by Trayna@199 August 26, 2020

Simi Valley Rap

The rap scene located out of Simi Valley, California. It kind of sucks. The main subject matter is girls, especially ones named Zeina. “Naali keep it real” and “They Stan Mateo” on SoundCloud pioneered the genre

Did you hear Cart by They Stan Mateo? It’s a highlight of Simi Valley Rap

by hubsta May 24, 2022

Semisexual

being half attracted to someone

Sarah: Do you love me

Tom: Half

Sarah: What do you mean

Tom: half of me loves you im semisexual

by yayayayayayyayayayayayyaa September 14, 2022

numerically similar

when numbers can not be proven the same AND can not be proven different.

*Joe is 51, Nick is 12 and Ryan is 83. - Joe, Nick and Ryan are numerically similar in age.
*Ann jogged 4 miles, Maureen biked 12 miles and Elsa swam 33.3 laps. - Lisa, Maureen and Elsa all have numerically similar distances traveled.

*Christine ate 6 pounds of dark chocolate - Joe, Nick, Ryan, Ann, Maureen, Elsa and Christine are all numerically similar in height.

by statistican funny business September 11, 2016