A big cock
Girl (12 years old): Holy guacamole I have never seen a schrödinger before!
Me (43 years old): Yes I know and it's still fresh even though I'm 43
Girl (12 years old): Isn't that a bit weird that you're 43 and im 12?
Me (43 years old): No? There's nothing weird about it; I'll come over to your house tommorow, just make sure your parents aren't home.
Girl (12 years old): Okay, hehe.
Me (43 years old): Can't wait to have SOOOOO much fun.
Me (43 years old): Yes I know and it's still fresh even though I'm 43
Girl (12 years old): Isn't that a bit weird that you're 43 and im 12?
Me (43 years old): No? There's nothing weird about it; I'll come over to your house tommorow, just make sure your parents aren't home.
Girl (12 years old): Okay, hehe.
Me (43 years old): Can't wait to have SOOOOO much fun.
by theblueytimes November 27, 2024
Schrödinger's Purpose is the act of coming up with a justification or explanation for something after its completion.
It involves attaching meaning beyond the original intent to make something seem deeper or to mask laziness.
As long as you can make it sound good you can hide a rush job by making it sound intentional and well thought out.
It involves attaching meaning beyond the original intent to make something seem deeper or to mask laziness.
As long as you can make it sound good you can hide a rush job by making it sound intentional and well thought out.
An example of Schrödinger’s Purpose is using a fancy sounding artist statement to justify not having added colour or shading to your drawing. “ The simple black and white represents the polarity of the potential paths of the future” etc etc.
“Ugh I don’t want to do that art assignment”
“Just Schrödinger’sPurpose it”
“What do you mean?”
“Just draw whatever you want, and come up with a way it relates to the project after you’re done”
“Good idea
“Ugh I don’t want to do that art assignment”
“Just Schrödinger’sPurpose it”
“What do you mean?”
“Just draw whatever you want, and come up with a way it relates to the project after you’re done”
“Good idea
by SixCardStud March 10, 2024
A thoughtless political experiment in which contradictory and counterproductive governance creates a society so fragmented and chaotic that its leaders are only mocked rather than overthrown.
by Professor Arsegarp July 23, 2021
Schrödinger's Cat is thought experiment that shows something called superposition, with a box, a cat, some poison (or radiation, or bomb, or whatever, it is just supposed to kill the cat), and a object that could read a particle's spin. Erwin Schrödinger thought that if you put a cat in a box with something that could harm them, and you can't see inside the box, the cat is both dead and alive all at the same time.
by Owlss June 13, 2022
A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.
The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.
I woke up.
The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.
I woke up.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.
by Tommy Pits December 03, 2020
When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.
by Tommy Pits December 03, 2020