Spaghetti Person

Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.

Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.

by SilverSpoonMan January 15, 2017

Hue Spaghetti

Life form, originated in Brazil, the dummiest dummy that has ever existed, friend of the smartest man alive and player of the worst game ever made

My name is Hue spaghetti and I’m a dummy

by LeJuanJSZ October 29, 2019

epic spaghetti

It is to have large amounts of spaghetti

Bob has made an epic spaghetti

by Epic Spaghetti man November 13, 2020

bob spaghetti

The best cult leader in the world

Stranger: Who is the leader of your cult
Me: The greatest man in the world... bob spaghetti

by bob spaghetti May 3, 2021

spaghetti toast

Toast with spaghetti on it

Put on your finest attire babe, we’re going out for spaghetti toast tonight.

by jslammy April 23, 2022

spaghetti talk

When a person makes several phrases or statements towards another person/people, most off topic or not pertaining to the conversation and to see which one sticks. If any sticks at all.

When Bertha was talking to Troy about the process of his new home being built, She brought up information about the builders political affiliations. It has nothing to do with the price of tea in China which is spaghetti talk at it’s finest.

by TRGZ June 17, 2021

Spaghetti rule

If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.

-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.

- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.

-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.

by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023