Spooge Brownie

A marijuana brownie that has been laced with the dealer's creamy cum. Only given to people who say "Yo let me get the brownie now and I'll pay you later."

Cause that's some shit

"Man, I should've given the dealer the money first."
"Why?"
"He threw me a spooge brownie"

by Zootyscooty October 24, 2016

Spooge Mongrel

A person so easily aroused that any theme of a sexual nature will cause them to spooge themselves within seconds

"The other day , Johnny spooged himself at my daughters Bat Mitzvah as soon she started her reading...what a spooge mongrel"

by spoogelad May 14, 2019

Spooge-arama

A male orgasm that features a huge amount of spooge, bigger than a spooge souffle but smaller than a spooge-cano.

"Me and the boys were jacking it and we all synchronised causing a Spooge-arama, it was crazy bro you should come to the next one"

by spoogelad May 14, 2019

Spooge booster

Making an ejaculation come out much harder by squeezing the penis very tightly until it explodes out

She did a Spooge Booster on me dayum it shot on the ceiling

by Flaplaya September 30, 2019

Spooge

When you don't quiet ejaculated with rigour and venom because you were distracted and it just kind of falls out.

I was about to blow my load but the phone rang and I just spooged

by Peebs1994 January 3, 2020

Spooge

A liquid harvested from the Fountain of Youth, centuries before the discovery of the Americas. This divine liquid is the essence of all life, beginning the cycle of reincarnation and rebirth. Can also be used to ascend to godhood under correct conditions. It is highly sought after by the upper-class and bourgeoisie...Also known as cum.

Guy 1: i heard they found some more Spooge recently
Guy 2: a new god has been created today

by literalchild April 26, 2020

Spooge-a-looshis

Some what nasty, yet delicious, in a spoogie, looshie kind of way.

"What do you mean, you didn't swallow?" That shit is spooge-a-looshis.

by Disarray Dayjunay October 17, 2020