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Mind over Splatter

"What happened to thse young dudes? Oh, it was andrew langford driving. He chose mind over splatter."
Mind over Splatter happened when Andrew Langford decided to dab with his band MOW at 120 miles per hour.
by Cucklesuck22 November 24, 2020
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Coochie splatter

1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company known as coochie splatter lemonade
"she bad ASF and I heard she got the good coochie splatter"
by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019
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Splatter

A way of describing what a good darkpsy song does to people. Implicitly refers to the sledgehammer-like nature of good darkpsy kickbass and the b-movie qualities of horror trance.
That Spaghettibrain track splatters me.
by Pandas & Possums February 6, 2021
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Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.
1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025
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splatter party

A social gathering at which feces/defication fetishes are enjoyed. Any gathering in which the focus involves the spreading, projection, or excessive use of bodily fluids for fetish satisfying purposes. Often refers to group parties at which individuals lay under a glass table while others deficate on the glass above them (aka glass bottom boating), though may be more specific to the observance of more explosive diarrhea in this context.

May also refer to gory horror/slasher movie marathons or group viewings.
Jaime got to observe his first glass bottom boating at the splatter party last weekend.
by Female Troubles April 6, 2017
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Kentucky Splatter

When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.

Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that
by MexicanBoi13 April 17, 2023
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splatter bowl blitz

shit all o'er tha place
yo dude, you shoulda seen what happened in the bathroom after last night. it was a splatter bowl blitz in there!
by sooperpoopybuns May 16, 2011
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