Satan

1. The instagram account that all middle school atheists go to hoping that it will be some inspirational stuff, but soon realize its just funny posts thaf they wouldn't have understood if not for school. 2. The devil

1. @satan is like the best account I've ever seen!

2. Catholic man talking to his kids, "Go do your homework or you'll get to slack around forever in hell with Satan!"

by I Don't Matter to You March 4, 2015

satan

the person that pisses you off the most and most often.

my sister is satan...

i am satan

by drak March 16, 2005

satanism

LaVeyan Satanism = goth Atheism

It's adherents play Halloween 365 days a year!

Like normal atheists they are an anti-Christian hate group.

Setian Satanists = admit to worshiping Satan and make no bones about it.

In short they're all a bunch of fuckin sick,twisted ass freaks!

by y'all are fucked up February 27, 2005

Satan

Dan Warlick is Satan

AKA Mulatto Dan
AKA Member of The Trifecta of Dans

Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt."

Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time

"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan

Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.

by "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson September 5, 2004

satanic

like umm......to be evil

like new zealanders are satanic for having sex with sheep.

by dimitri52439 October 28, 2005

satan

The one TRUE and REAL God! He deserves to be worshipped as such! Hail Satan!

Satan is Lord...All HAILL SATAN!

by Shannon Morris September 16, 2006

Satan

He and God may not be real, but he's still the better of the two.

Satan is a real nigga.

by FatCock666 June 19, 2017