Rub of the relic

A euphemism for masturbation

The director of the company made lewd comments to the woman telling her on several occasions: “You are in fine form for a rub of the relic”. He said the “rub of the relic” referred to a miraculous medal that a staff member had brought back from Lourdes. The judge said his evidence is not credible as “rub of the relic” is a colloquially-known reference to masturbation.

by Maidenlegover November 22, 2010

Rub-Adub-Tug

When in the shower you give yourself a tug job, for ladies its Rub-Adub-Rub.

Steve: “Ive got time before class im gonna pull a Rub-Adub-Tug"

by thewonderyears November 19, 2011

rub uglies

to fuck

We used to rub uglies once in awhile when we were bored, but I haven't seen her in a long time.

by Jamie on top December 6, 2014

Rub Rash

When you have sexual intercourse and your too dry going in but keep going in anyways creating a rash on your dick.

Damn, look at that rash on Steve's dick, he must have rub rash.

by Boo The Guru October 2, 2016

rub my turkey

A harmless request on Canadian Thanksgiving, but not appropriate on any other day by hetrosexual best friends.

Hey Joe, you want to come in the kitchen and rub my turkey? No thanks Brian !

by JJ&BG October 8, 2018

Rub Hub

The female equivalent to a ‘wank bank’

“Did you hear Janet got hit by a car yesterday? She’s in intensive care, they don’t know if she’s going to pull through.”

“That’s going straight in the rub hub...”

by Purpblebadgers October 17, 2018

rub-a-dubbin

Gettin SQUEAKY clean wit' yo shawty up in da 'tuhb!

Up in here, kissin', huggin', squeezin', touchin',
Up in the bathtub, rub-a-dubbin'!

by gotgenes January 26, 2005