loss prevention

Loss prevention are the retards who dress up like regular people in stores and catch your dumb ass for shoplifting

their sneaky, dike looking, and dont have anything better to do in their life

girl: "Fuck dude i can't work at Macy's no more"
boy: WHY NOT?
girl: "some dumb ass loss prevention caught me stealing some shirts"

by christy monopoly February 22, 2009

rejection party

a miserly compensation for getting trapped in an alternative reality in which you failed.

inviting 47 friends (and their friends) to the beach to get drunk off apple cider would be the most common form of a rejection party

by yduikeitghael January 9, 2010

Rejection

Something my friends do a lot

Rejection

by mahveenisasimp June 30, 2020

loose prevention

somebody that prevents loose behavior.

a friend that saved your ass from hooking up with that fat chick.

by Briscoe May 28, 2005

hetero-rejection

Getting rejected by the opposite and same sex simultaneously.

He is really suffering from hetero-rejection today.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

New Year's Revelation

Happens around January 15th with the realization that there's no way you'll be able to keep your New Year's Resolution.

Oh man, I was totally going to get in shape, but I ate that whole pizza and had a New Year's Revelation.

by VDG January 2, 2010

Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!

by kyssable1 January 11, 2009