Jit Recon Artist

The most awesomest of all the jits, recognisance and artists in the widest of worlds. They are known to flicker goon on a daily basis.

The supreme Jit Recon Artist was found flicker gooning whilst being asked to choose english or spanish in a funeral

by Johnerson the six point ninth September 3, 2024

Turtle Recon

A sneaky, deliberate maneuver during kinky scat play where one partner temporarily retreats - usually waddling or clenching - to "scout the terrain" (i.e., make a quick, preemptive poop) before returning to the scene with renewed, devious purpose. It’s like a tactical dump before going full commando.

"She said she was into the mess, but wanted to do a Turtle Recon first to ‘lighten the load.’ Five minutes later, she came back grinning with wet wipes."

by Gropium June 10, 2025

Dixie O Ring Reconditioning

Your partner gives you rim job with ice in their mouth to soothe the anus after eating spicy food

After the ghost pepper dip I needed a Dixie O Ring Reconditioning

by O Ring King November 30, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

Horoscopes Are For Playing Cards On Avoiding Cystic Lesions And Facial Reconstruction Surgery

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect.

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.

Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
or

when some one really, really hates you.

by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018