A Recess monkey is a whore like female specie which participates in nasty hardcore sex. Typically these "recess monkey" creatures love to go to disney land to attract costumers. Usually contain a wide collection of STD's such as herpes,aids,and many which can be transferred from activities by jungle plant during recess. Often they participate in bukake events.
Wyatt: what did he say?
FUCKER: have you ever boned a recess monkey?
SAM: what the fuck is a recess monkey?
Andrew: oh yea the bitch wanted to go to Disney Land, cause shes a fucking recess monkey.
Mike: typical fucking recess monkey
Ben: Bitch is going to get some nasty bukake
FUCKER: have you ever boned a recess monkey?
SAM: what the fuck is a recess monkey?
Andrew: oh yea the bitch wanted to go to Disney Land, cause shes a fucking recess monkey.
Mike: typical fucking recess monkey
Ben: Bitch is going to get some nasty bukake
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Short for erection, can be used in any situation where saying erection would be inappropriate. Is more commonly accepted when preceded by the words 'popped' or 'chucked'. Can be made more funny by adding in other words such as mastie
Vinnie popped a reckie then chucked a mastie when he saw that movie where Halle Berry gets her tits out.
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Steve: What happened to the mexican place that was down the road?
Fred: Looks like it go recessioned.
Fred: Looks like it go recessioned.
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