Occam’s Razor 

1. A philosophical shortcut where the simplest possible explanation is the most likely

2. The only razor that makes shaving my face fun

Dude 1: Do you think she’s part of the Russian mafia and is trying to lure me in with her unbearably cute face and angelic voice?
Dude 2: Occam’s Razor my guy. She’s probably just flirting with you because she thinks you’re cute.
Dude 1: Impossible.
Dude 2: Not according to Occam’s Razor.

Occam’s Razor by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Motorola Razor 

A sleek, compact phone that fits into your jeans pocket.

I love my new Motorola Razor

Motorola Razor by Xanadoo July 2, 2008

Occams razor 

"Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate" or "plurality should not be posited without necessity."

One should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything,

1) Occams razor theory one says "Ugly people should not reproduce."

2) Occams razor theory two says "No good deed shall go unpunished."

3) Occams razor theory three says "Keep it Simple, Stupid."

4) Occams razor theory four says "If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then...."

Occams razor by Wayne Gombar February 6, 2006

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades 

Terminally [po-faced], miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

hailstorm razor 

The act of bending your sexual partner over, getting a broom, no the handle side, and cleanin out either their anal or vaginal area, screaming,"HAILSTORM RAZOR"

"HAILSTORM RAZOR" *shoves broom up Becky's fat ass*

hailstorm razor by This dick December 5, 2014

Snafu's Razor

Snafu's Razor: It only happens all at once.

This principle expresses what happens when life simultaneously conspires against an individual, throwing more stuff against his/her world than can stick. It is the opposite of the ideal, "Whenever God closes a door, he opens a window."

Nebbish was reassigned at work, his wife left him, his house was repossessed, and both of his parents needed heart valve replacements. He stated that it was simply Snafu's Razor at work.

Snafu's Razor by jaharvey99 September 6, 2013

Occasm’s Razor 

Occasm's razor, one of BDSM's newest toys - the simplest way to orgasm through the pure euphoria of witnessing intellectual and critical thinking.

“I now only cum through the use of Occasm’s Razor”

Occasm’s Razor by SangSimplo June 19, 2018