by Quots April 6, 2022
Get the Quotsmug. In the time of 300A.D., Indians would kick a Coca-Cola can around their villages or trailer-parks while shouting ridiculous and sometimes racist quotes with every kick. Spaniards were amazed with this awesome game of laughter that they slaughtered all of the Indians in possesion of it and took all of the Coca-cola cans back to Spain where they claimed to have invented the game themselves! The game never really caught on till April of 2006… Now it is a world Olympic event.
by -Matthew- July 5, 2007
Get the quote canmug. (Verb)
1:Repeat or copy (a group of words from a text or speech), typically with an indication that one is not the original author or speaker.
2: Give someone (the guessed price of a job or service)
(Noun)
1: A quotation from a text or speech
2: A quotation giving the guessed cost for a particular job or service
3: Mostly have quotations
1:Repeat or copy (a group of words from a text or speech), typically with an indication that one is not the original author or speaker.
2: Give someone (the guessed price of a job or service)
(Noun)
1: A quotation from a text or speech
2: A quotation giving the guessed cost for a particular job or service
3: Mostly have quotations
by John Perry January 4, 2017
Get the Quotemug. Referring to any quote from political pundit Daniel Kasen which uses unfounded claims and no supporting data, yet purported as truth. This term can be used to to challenge any comments that arise in conversation that have no supporting evidence.
Similar to Cobert's Truthiness which describes "truth that comes from the gut, not books"
Similar to Cobert's Truthiness which describes "truth that comes from the gut, not books"
Kasen once went on air to claim that every team in the AFC plays more sporadic offense on the basis of one Colts game. Classic Kasen Quote.
"Did you know the Kentucky Fried Chicken actually started in Tennessee?"
"That's the stupidest bullshit Kasen Quote I heard this week."
"Did you know the Kentucky Fried Chicken actually started in Tennessee?"
"That's the stupidest bullshit Kasen Quote I heard this week."
by davey_t December 30, 2007
Get the Kasen Quotemug. Robert Deshawn boyd quote is defined as "In life, you will win and you will lose. Depending on the person defining such.. The goal is to win bigger then you ever planned to lose. Nor lose as big as you were hoping to win big."
Robert Deshawn Boyd quote, "In life, you will win and you will lose. Depending on the person defining such. The goal is to win bigger then you ever planned to lose. Nor lose as big as you were hoping to win big."
by Rob run corleone July 11, 2023
Get the Robert Deshawn Boyd Quotemug. A portmanteau of "mocking" and "motivational," a mockivational quote is a satirical or cynical take on the traditional motivational quote. This type of quote often employs humor, sarcasm, or irony to challenge the overly optimistic, simplistic, or cliché nature of conventional motivational sayings.
Mockivational quotes are not intended to demotivate or discourage, but rather to provoke thought, question conventional wisdom, or provide a humorous perspective on life's challenges. They can serve as a form of comedic relief, particularly in contexts where traditional motivational advice seems inapplicable, inadequate, or overly idealistic.
Mockivational quotes are not intended to demotivate or discourage, but rather to provoke thought, question conventional wisdom, or provide a humorous perspective on life's challenges. They can serve as a form of comedic relief, particularly in contexts where traditional motivational advice seems inapplicable, inadequate, or overly idealistic.
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood." - Bill Murray
After a long day at work, Jane shared a mockivational quote on her social media: "Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. But then again, they didn't have access to modern technology."
After a long day at work, Jane shared a mockivational quote on her social media: "Remember, Rome wasn't built in a day. But then again, they didn't have access to modern technology."
by BalticBierBear May 16, 2023
Get the Mockivational Quotemug. All behold the spectacle
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable
Contortions that he can't recall
Sniff and remember silver ball
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream
To talk is an enunciated sneeze
To tatse is some foul air to breathe
One thought, it lasts a day
And at that rate - he'll most likely live forever!!!!!!!!!!
He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he fucks himself as he fucks the world
A fleshy limbless rectangle
Sitting on a pedestal
So nasal handicapable
Contortions that he can't recall
Sniff and remember silver ball
The torso on a trampoline
The happiness melts into dream
To talk is an enunciated sneeze
To tatse is some foul air to breathe
One thought, it lasts a day
And at that rate - he'll most likely live forever!!!!!!!!!!
He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he fucks himself as he fucks the world
His twitching brain can dance within
A secret means of ecstasy
Gyrating more like gelatin
Acute and very olfactory
To see is colors crawling in the nose
To hear is stinking highs and lows
He's got an itch, but nothing with which
To scratch the itch - so wish it away
With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
'cause he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta
Smell. Sweat. Movement.
Disco.
Everyone's dancing.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone's dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing
Quote Unquote
A secret means of ecstasy
Gyrating more like gelatin
Acute and very olfactory
To see is colors crawling in the nose
To hear is stinking highs and lows
He's got an itch, but nothing with which
To scratch the itch - so wish it away
With his mouth sewn shut, he still shakes his butt
'cause he's Hitler & Swayze & Trump & Travolta
Smell. Sweat. Movement.
Disco.
Everyone's dancing.
Dimple.
Fading. Darker.
A subtle fragrance.
Faint.
Everyone's dancing without him.
Where did it go?
Dark.
Odorless.
Nothing
Quote Unquote
by Gothic Miscreant October 14, 2023
Get the Quote Unquotemug.