I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025

Pussy Prayer

When a girl plays with herself

"I went to a sorority house and they did 20 pussy prayers. I wanted to watch, but I have a girlfriend."

by WAPworship February 20, 2021

prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner

yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner

by zefin May 01, 2019

A Poke and a Prayer

The act of taking a large dick without anal douching before hand.

Omg he got with a guy with big meat without douching before hand. It was a poke and a prayer.

by daddyrealness June 27, 2020

A Croatian's Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Croatian's Prayer

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Prayer

Pretty useless nonsense unless you help.

"Thoughts and prayers."

by TRUE"Jesus" February 21, 2025

Prayer

A peanut head, wrinkly raisin, built like a ninja turtle ass girl. She thinks everyone likes her but really no body does, even my confidence isn't that high..

Prayer is ugly.

by ilovefrutydixiey222 September 03, 2022