One who pretends to be a celebrity or other famous person on Myspace, Facebook, Youtube, or any other social networking site.
They get most of their information from Google, IMDB, interviews, and Popstar Magazine.
One of the lines some posers use is: "I don't care if you think I am a poser. Don't add me...it's ur loss."
They get most of their information from Google, IMDB, interviews, and Popstar Magazine.
One of the lines some posers use is: "I don't care if you think I am a poser. Don't add me...it's ur loss."
Caitlin: OMG! I just found Taylor Lautner's Myspace page! He commented on my default pic!
Ashley: That's not Taylor! That's probably some middle-school girl posing as Taylor!
Caitlin: I need more proof. This isn't just another poser, because how would someone who's not Taylor know that much stuff about himself?
Ashley: Popstar Mag my friend. That and IMDB.
Ashley: That's not Taylor! That's probably some middle-school girl posing as Taylor!
Caitlin: I need more proof. This isn't just another poser, because how would someone who's not Taylor know that much stuff about himself?
Ashley: Popstar Mag my friend. That and IMDB.
by Jessisaywhat? June 24, 2009
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Often a college student or young adult, marked by an excessive attitude and attire of the rugged outdoors. The said poser is usually accompanied by generic granolaeske traits, always flaunted in public areas. Although the granola poser does usually enjoys outdoor activities such as hiking, fishing, camping, canoeing, etc., the granola's desire for others to see his outdoorsyness far outweighs his actual interest.
These traits include, but are not limited to: an obsession in certain intramural sports; an all natural diet; flaunting intense camping gear such as ropes or carabiners; unnecessarily wearing outdoor gear made for extreme weather (North Face, REI, Mountain Hardwear); an obsession with Chacos and wearing them for activities they were not designed for; an uncontrollable love for ultimate frisbee; the desire to hammock in populated areas; the drinking out of nalgene bottles; mountain-men beards; a taste in music that the normal population (including the granola poser himself) would naturally find unattractive; hippi-eske attire such as bandanas and shoelessness.
These activities, and many more that remain unlisted, are stressed by granolas so that onlookers might look at them with a jealous and slightly impressed eye.
These traits include, but are not limited to: an obsession in certain intramural sports; an all natural diet; flaunting intense camping gear such as ropes or carabiners; unnecessarily wearing outdoor gear made for extreme weather (North Face, REI, Mountain Hardwear); an obsession with Chacos and wearing them for activities they were not designed for; an uncontrollable love for ultimate frisbee; the desire to hammock in populated areas; the drinking out of nalgene bottles; mountain-men beards; a taste in music that the normal population (including the granola poser himself) would naturally find unattractive; hippi-eske attire such as bandanas and shoelessness.
These activities, and many more that remain unlisted, are stressed by granolas so that onlookers might look at them with a jealous and slightly impressed eye.
Jim: "Hannah, why are you wearing an all natural fleece Columbia jacket? It's 80 degrees outside. A why is your Nalgene bottle and Chaco's attached to your backpack with a carabiner?
Hannah: "Shut up Jim. I am wild. I am adventurous. I am free."
Jim: "This is psychology class. You're a granola poser"
Hannah: "Shut up Jim. I am wild. I am adventurous. I am free."
Jim: "This is psychology class. You're a granola poser"
by frisbeelover October 23, 2010
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Get the poser mug.1People who claim they are emo, but really have no problems.
2 Horny bastards that think they can get a chick by acting emo
3 the idiots you see at an emo show jumping up and down ( we dont jump retard)
4 A person who looks up emo on the internet and studies there culture and says that they know emo band members.
5 last and least people who want to be emo so bad that you can tell thats not the (Natasha!)
2 Horny bastards that think they can get a chick by acting emo
3 the idiots you see at an emo show jumping up and down ( we dont jump retard)
4 A person who looks up emo on the internet and studies there culture and says that they know emo band members.
5 last and least people who want to be emo so bad that you can tell thats not the (Natasha!)
this is what and emo poser sounds like...
<emoposer> I hate my life im soo emo i might cut
<real emo> uh ok r u going to the concert tonight?
<emo poser> idk i might be to busy cuttng. I might go though, beacause i LOVE to have fun!
<real emo> fun.....
<emo Poser> ya my football jock boyfriend might come with me!
<real emo> get fucked you stupid bitch.
<emoposer> I hate my life im soo emo i might cut
<real emo> uh ok r u going to the concert tonight?
<emo poser> idk i might be to busy cuttng. I might go though, beacause i LOVE to have fun!
<real emo> fun.....
<emo Poser> ya my football jock boyfriend might come with me!
<real emo> get fucked you stupid bitch.
by adri_</3 June 16, 2007
Get the Emo poser mug.The state of living in such destitution that an individual has no sense of pride, decorum or decency. Though there is not a definite correlation between poverty and morals, many such individuals never learn proper boundaries due mostly to the fact that they have been stripped of their pride by "the system" and have no sense of self-respect.
See also TRAILER TRASH, HOODRATS, HILLBILLIES, WELFARE BUM
See also TRAILER TRASH, HOODRATS, HILLBILLIES, WELFARE BUM
James: "Who was the bleach blonde with the see-through shirt at karaoke tonight? She was real poverted, did you hear how she was coming on to all the men... AND she kept grabbin' at anyone within claw's reach..."
Cassie: "Yeah, and she's married...to her own cousin! They spend their entire welfare check between the bars and the liquor store... real poverted family..."
Cassie: "Yeah, and she's married...to her own cousin! They spend their entire welfare check between the bars and the liquor store... real poverted family..."
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 2, 2010
Get the poverted mug.one (with a non african background) who acts like S/he is from such a background and is from a neighborhood where there is gang activity, only to fit into a group.
usually this person will listen to ONLY rap and R&B music, dressing in ghetto colors like white, sky blue and jet black.
this person may attempt to intimidate others by denting lockers bu punching them (in the case of in school) or belong to a gang made up of others like them.
usually this person will listen to ONLY rap and R&B music, dressing in ghetto colors like white, sky blue and jet black.
this person may attempt to intimidate others by denting lockers bu punching them (in the case of in school) or belong to a gang made up of others like them.
by conrad Theownage May 9, 2006
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