Peruvian Coffee

A way of describing a terrible, awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to insult someone who doesn't take showers or care about personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peruvian people or their culture. It also has nothing to do with the coffee itself other than it's smell.

Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, you smell like Peruvian Coffee!

by ugaatl September 8, 2025

Peruvian Coffee

Used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to describe someone who doesn't shower or care about personal hygiene. The term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. It is only about the strong stench of the certain coffee.

Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!

by ugaatl September 8, 2025

Peruvian Coffee

This term is used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. It is often used to describe someone who doesn't care about showering or personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. Only the smell of the coffee.

Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!

by ugaatl September 8, 2025

Peruvian Handshake

When two people shove one of their arms up the asshole and throat of a recipient and do a handshake in the middle.

"Do you two want to do a Peruvian Handshake on me?"

by badpiggiez October 21, 2025

Peruvian Chupacabra

A woman dresses up as a goat while a man inserts BBQ sauce up her anus. Upon the initial insertion the man's dominant foot is also inserted in the anus emulating a stomping motion, effectively stirring the sauce. After roughly three minutes of anal BBQ stomping the man drinks his victory juice.

P1 : Why are your leg and mouth covered in BBQ sauce?
P2 : Me and my girl just did the Peruvian Chupacabra.

by KostasT November 9, 2025

Peruvian small dick syndrome

The syndrome, originating in Peru, where any chud-like organism has a mutation around the groin area, making it look like their dick looks like the country of Peru.

Jack: Did you hear that Enzo was diagnosed with Peruvian small dick syndrome?
John: I always knew he had it since he was a 4th grader.

by ChuddyMcMuffin January 12, 2026

peruvian pipe cleaner

Making an incision on the largest vein of a raging phallus and having another male that knows you fill it with his liquids and then proceeds to staple it closed

'Why is Jay crying?' "Oh because a shopkeeper forced him into a peruvian pipe cleaner"

by cocklovingplumber72 January 22, 2025