jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...

Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass

by Instincts74 August 21, 2017

Herbs in my ass

When you’ve been working on the farm for 6000000000000000 days straight and then when you take a showers u find out there’s been herbs/crops growing in you’re anus/butt/ass

Omg there are mother fucking HERBS IN MY ASS!

by Hijackpoop24 June 30, 2020

Done my ass

Australian slang for when you spend your whole pay check at the pokies and have no money left till next pay

Moey: Cuz, how’d you go on the 5 dragons?

Abdul: I done my ass bro got fuck all

Steve: Fuck boys I just done my ass on the lighting link

by Ahmedbenchpress December 19, 2019

suck my ass

when you're pissed off and your only comeback is suck my ass

guy: you're such a bitch

girl: suck my ass you white boy

by guy1girl2 September 25, 2016

whiping my ass

an other word for kissin ass.

hey man you look nice today i like your hair, nikka quit whiping my ass i dont like you!

by ilymom December 19, 2009

sip my ass

This is what you say to people you don't like. As in you make a youtube video with your trash samsung talking about other people! And you say "sip my ass." You pretent to be a first grader and say that you dont want to go to their birthday. Also you make up story's that you broke up with your 4th grade boyfriend

"sip my ass"

by whore lol June 21, 2019

ride my ass

Following someone to close behind in another car as if they are touching the bumper.

I was so upset at the other driver behind me. I stopped my car and asked why they had to ride my ass for the past mile. I thought they were going to hit my bumper if I slammed my brakes.

by Purdue Alumni December 7, 2017