Joe momma

Joe momma was man who used to date a lot of single mothers. That's how he got his name.

-Hey are you going to the dance?
-Yes
-With who?
-With Joe
-Joe?
-Joe momma

by Harrystylesgliterrtoenail May 1, 2021

Yo momma

I phrase most people use the roast bitches

"Yo momma so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant."

by MaddisonDaBrat December 3, 2021

maple momma

An older woman who sleeps with younger men and oftentimes contributes to their welfare financially--getting them jobs, giving them rent money, buying them clothes, meals, etc.,and expects sex in return.
A female sugar daddy.

"The manager of the store, who's gotta be 50, is a real maple momma. She will only hire young, hot guys who sleep with her. I see her with a different 20something every week. You know she's getting porked by them in exchange for work.

by yoester August 27, 2006

YEET momma

its the way of roasting someone so hard they wanna cry in their moms shoulders at night till they fall asleep in her arms. Eventually they will just not wanna see the person that roasted them. USE THIS ROAST Period. Or else...

YEET momma boiiii

by Jo MaMa's DaDa October 14, 2019

yo momma

basically used as a silly answer to a question u don't know the answer to. usually used to crack a joke despite the fact it might make no sense!

guy 1:"dude, ur small!"
guy 2:"yo momma's small!"

by jenn December 27, 2004

momma's boy

A male adult who was blessed with a loving mother who he is grateful for and doesn't neglect in adulthood. Often ridiculed by other females who are jealous about him loving another female, or by males who are too insecure to express love for their mothers directly.

Momma's boy: Love you mom.

Jealous Girlfriend: I can't stand how close he is to his mom.
Jealous male: He's a momma's boy. Shame him next time you see him.

by Non-conformist 2 July 14, 2016

Momma D

A female with a wide Flat Ass. Or Like a Partially deflated Beach Ball. Also Including Craters (cellulite) on Ass and Thighs.-This can vary from her wardrobe, Momma D Style Clothing, or Her actions such as Being a hard core Mom. The Eskimo term for "ASS" is Deq or Teq, so therefore we call woman with such characteristics above "MOMMA D's"!

"Daaang! Look at that momma D right there!"
"Momma D! Mommmmma D!" haha..

by Eskimo Kiss*Ak May 2, 2009