Oat

The most holy thing in the entire goddamn universe

I spent all day eating oats and I do not regret it

by ppppppppj April 28, 2021

Hauling Oats

Another way to say hauling ass, normally for people too afraid to swear in front of their parents.

Man, as soon as I walked in the classroom, all the girls were hauling oats to the bathroom. Must have been the way I smell.

by WumboManDLX July 16, 2022

Little Oat

A faithful christian

That person is a Little Oat

by JonSturtz23 April 15, 2021

oat muffin

The basic response of people named Elijah when asked what they are eating.

"Hey, Eli, what are you eating?
"I'm eating an oat muffin."

by Bluesonic420 November 17, 2025

Oat

Of All Time

“Trypophobia is the most misunderstood phobia OAT !!”

by waaaamy August 3, 2025

Oated

The ultimate definition of strength; goated x20.

Boy: "woah, DaBaby spit some bars right there!"
Me: "yeah he's pretty oated ngl."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

Furby Oats

1. A reference to genetically repugnant and abhorrent charactierics, noticeable physically and personally.

2. "Furby" is an adjective referring to disgusting attributes (morally poor, obese, lazy, etc.) and "oats" refers to pedigree. Thus, "furby oats" refers to disgusting genetic traits evident in lifestyle, personality, and appearance.

3. Often times the result of inbreeding, "furby oats" are genetic characteristics that put offspring at disadvantages in life in terms of personality, intellect, and appearance.

What God might have said to the Canaanites (unrecorded): "Do not sow your furby oats, for your genes are a pox on humanity! Your inbred hijinx and lifestyle retardations represent the Devil's clutch on humanity! Your gene pool is infested with retardation and a contamination against the world!" And the Canaanites wept... but bred, anyway, sowing their furby oats.

by Nebraska Trailer Man June 21, 2011