chuck norrised

the act of getting round house kicked in the face while writing thing about chuck norris

chuck norrised

by ...kirbi... June 3, 2010

Chuck Norris

A form of joke that died in 2007, but is still used today by many pseudo-nine-year-olds.

Person 1: Hey dude want to hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure, whatever.
Person 1: Chuck Norris died 20-
Person 2: *shoots Person 1*

by Leonardo DiCapuccino November 27, 2015

Chuck Norris

1) Virtually everyone on Urbandictionary.com hates for some odd reason. (butthurt)
2) An actor
3) A very good martial artist (at least he has the balls to stand up to Bruce Lee)

Don't be butthurt over Chuck Norris

by Talon Of Fear January 26, 2017

truck norris

A GM 4x4 truck with way too much power, the biggest tires you can fit under the stick suspension and exhaust that makes every woman wet. Truck Norris has no problem bending your bitch over backwards

Friend: my bitch of a truck ford got stuck, will you bring Truck Norris to pull my pussy ass out?

by Cocopie62 March 12, 2017

Chuck Norris

A man who can talk to Jesus, he flies trains and drives planes. He LOVES kids and eats children.

Chuck Norris doesn't speak to Jesus, Jesus speaks to him

by Graysocks1111 November 18, 2019

Chuck Norris

You can't find him, no matter where you look, but Chuck Norris finds you

Chuck Norris is everywhere, nowhere and in his house

by Professor White March 20, 2021

Harry Norris

He has a 8inch cock with a lot of friend

Damn it’s a killian defo has no friend

OMG it’s a Harry Norris we must be friend with hin

by Bigthunderdick9000 May 14, 2021