To ensure all text messages are erased after text sex, thus avoiding any sneaky a-holes reading through your sexcapades.
Jack: "Man, Jill went through my phone and saw my text sex series with Jane again. Now I'm effed."
John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"
John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"
by Pan Blanco October 9, 2008
Get the Safe Textmug. by The Bardo June 18, 2008
Get the bear safemug. The act of not having unprotected sex.
This song demonstrates the idea of safe sex. "The safest way to have sex is right between the titties." Tha Alkaholiks "the next level"
by FlyAway July 17, 2011
Get the safe sexmug. noun (verb)
To smuggle your own water bottle into some place where you are only allowed to buy it in prepackaged containers at exorbitant prices. This helps to avoid sickness due to unwillingness to pay high prices and trying to tough it out.
To smuggle your own water bottle into some place where you are only allowed to buy it in prepackaged containers at exorbitant prices. This helps to avoid sickness due to unwillingness to pay high prices and trying to tough it out.
by Chris0101 January 6, 2009
Get the safe sucksmug. Guy 1: "Is the Urban Dictionary ever safe for work?"
Guy 2: "No, that definition shouldn't even exist on there."
Guy 2: "No, that definition shouldn't even exist on there."
by Zeyph February 18, 2019
Get the safe for workmug. by zerwell October 27, 2011
Get the Keep Safemug. Rosie O'Donnell is 'Rape Safe'!
by TheFantasticLOLMaster January 14, 2010
Get the Rape Safemug.