crosby minnesota

Heres a quick virtual tour of Crosby. First you’ll see a shit ton of disrespectful pedal bikers. Then you’ll see our prized possessions which come out to be the mine pits and meth! Looking for a pizzle? We got you! Just take a walk down smokers alley or through the pit road! Want some fake ass friends that are going to make you wish you had never been born? Crosbys got ya! Want people to start spreading rumors you’re on meth because you’re dating their ex? Well this is the place! Wanna be a cool kid? Hangout at the local park and see all the fuckboys revving their trucks up and sitting around judging every single person that comes in! Have you ever wanted to almost hit three tweakers and four pedal bikers with your car? Well just wait until 10:00pm and they’ll be all over the fucking streets usually wearing dark clothes so you cant even see them! Its like they want to get hit! Crosby also has a youth center where all the wanna be thugs and broke potheads go to steal food and start drama! Crosby has a little but of something for everyone so don’t you worry if you ever visit you can find anything you could ever need! Except a legitimate boyfriend/girlfriend.. Crosbys roads will have your shocks entirely ruined by the time you leave and none of the shops in town will fix it correctly and they will charge out the ass but at least you can say its “fixed”! Ever want to buy meth? Hit up some of the cops! Crosby, the town of nothing real except old mines and antique stores.

Shes from a town of meth, old lakes, and antique stores... Must be Crosby Minnesota!

by Toasted melons87 February 7, 2020

Minnesota Windmill

The act of unleashing your biggest, wettest fart in your girl's face and then fanning the fumes by waving your penis around in a circle.

Debra said she wasn't in the mood. That all changed after I gave her a Minnesota Windmill.

by CorylnTheHouse December 2, 2016

Minnesota virginity

When someone from Minnesota has never had sex in a snow fort or igloo

Janice's parents are always gone so she's never had to resort to losing her Minnesota virginity

by MinnesotaHockeyBoy May 7, 2022

Minnesota Blizzard

The act of ejaculating so much, it appears the recipients face has been though a blizzard.

You should have seen me last night, I created a Minnesota blizzard

by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014

Sandstone, Minnesota

Crackhead town with a shit ton of trails and a prison with less crackheads, and some staff housing too.

Sandstone, Minnesota resident: ayye maaan waant a buudweeeiseeeer????
Sane fucking human: No.

by The Greying Dog March 16, 2021

Minnesota Twins

A large pair of Midwestern breasts.

Man, did you check out the Minnesota Twins on that MILF?

by RoundenBrown June 30, 2022

Minnesota Man

Minnesota Man Is the most docile entity out of all of them. Not much is known about it because it blends in with other humans. Most likely is obsessed with prince. How can you tell if you've encountered a Minnesota Man? The only sign we have so far is that they're overly nice. If you have more info on this entity make a definition and link the original definition.

Jake: What if Minnesota Man is more powerful than we think...
Cash: Woah....

by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020