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Minnesota Man

Minnesota Man Is the most docile entity out of all of them. Not much is known about it because it blends in with other humans. Most likely is obsessed with prince. How can you tell if you've encountered a Minnesota Man? The only sign we have so far is that they're overly nice. If you have more info on this entity make a definition and link the original definition.
Jake: What if Minnesota Man is more powerful than we think...
Cash: Woah....
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
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minnesota rumbler

When you put popcorn kernels up someone's butt, followed by a blowdryer and then once the kernels have popped a sexual partner eats them out of the butt.
My boyfriend convinced me to try a Minnesota rumbler last night. I think one is still in there.
by C@1eeB September 29, 2017
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Minnesota Sandwich

When a man takes a shit in the girl’s pussy and then he sticks his dick inside of her and creampies her then he takes his shit and cum covered dick and then violently jerks off onto the girl’s face and shit and cum will get all over her face. Then the guy licks all of the shit and cum off of her face and then he carpet munches the girl and he then vommits inside of her. Then he sticks back in and goes for another round!
Adrian: Do u wanna get laid?
Chanel: give me a minnesota sandwich!
Adrian: woah girl u nasty!
by Fukface18 June 12, 2018
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Minnesota Blizzard

The act of ejaculating so much, it appears the recipients face has been though a blizzard.
You should have seen me last night, I created a Minnesota blizzard
by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014
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Minnesota virginity

When someone from Minnesota has never had sex in a snow fort or igloo
Janice's parents are always gone so she's never had to resort to losing her Minnesota virginity
by MinnesotaHockeyBoy May 7, 2022
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Minnesota Mower

The act of grabbing your partners legs, while partner remains faced down, arms extended. You forcefully thrust your member into them while pushing them like a wheel barrel until their arms give out, resulting in rug burn on the forehead.
kimmie was so excited to do yard work but it was raining so Captain D gave her the Minnesota mower to fulfill her needs.
by Captain D’s salty solutions! October 28, 2020
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Sandstone, Minnesota

Crackhead town with a shit ton of trails and a prison with less crackheads, and some staff housing too.
Sandstone, Minnesota resident: ayye maaan waant a buudweeeiseeeer????
Sane fucking human: No.
by The Greying Dog March 16, 2021
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