you minion

Niko is minion

Niko you minion bruhh

by Yungsam July 29, 2021

Minion Pirate

1. A villager having or showing a great lack of active.
See also: penguin thief, chicken pirate, minion beef, knucklehead, chicken master, pig pirate.

2. An inactive villager.
See also: cow beef, pig meat, sheep meat, cow pirate, sheep burglar, piglin pirate.

3. A lava chicken villager who tortures chickens in minecraft: chicken jerk.
See also: chicken jerk, penguin thief, lava chicken abuser, dumb cow, ugly pig, chicken pirate.

Shut up you minion pirate!

by Brendon Albanese July 30, 2025

minions

minions are tiny tic tac looking bithes who for some reaon me and my friend aore with our hearts

Christina: " OMG LOOK *points at something blue and yellow" MINIONNNNSSS"
me: "MINIOOOOOOOOOONS" minions

by andeiwei%^ July 23, 2022

Minion

➖🟨🟨🟨
🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨
⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛
🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟦🟦🟦🟨
🟨🟦🟦🟦🟨
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
➖🟦➖🟦
⬛⬛➖⬛⬛

I don’t what what creature is a minion but they’re from the animated movie “despicable Me”

by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024

sesh minion

Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.

Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.

by Communizm April 5, 2017

Minions

what race is yellow and in what place in this world is everything made due to child slavery, CHINA!!!

minions are CHINESE children!

by Mr_Impatient December 29, 2021

Minion Cult

Minion Cult is a Group on a lot of social media websites with the members' profile pictures showing a man in a minion suit holdibg a glowing sphere. I have also joined the minion cult.

Minion Cult

by 👃🏿Quandale Dingle👃🏿 July 16, 2022