mermaid mans belt

The ultimate strap-on, originally seen in the show Spongebob Squarepants.

Dang i was watching some lesbian porn and they pull out a mermaid mans belt!

by CoyoteSniper86 April 13, 2015

make some mermaids

To "make mermaids" is to shoot jizz into a toilet. After flushing, the sperm reach the ocean, inseminating fish of the female variety. The fertilized egg will develop into a mermaid or merman, depending on the whether the sperm carries an X or a Y chromosome.

Because merfolk are a sterile hybrid (that is, they cannot reproduce), the continued existence of merfolk culture is contingent on the ongoing flushing of semen. Please give generously.

Person 1: What are you gonna do when you get home?

Person 2: I'm gonna hit the shower, make some mermaids, and do some homework.

Person 1: You know, shower jizz doesn't technically fit the definition given above.

Person 2: Well at least it's clean of shit.

by Generous Doner October 16, 2011

Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010

Little Mermaid Syndrome

Women who are obsessed with royalty.

Women who fawn over members of the royal family, have little mermaid syndrome.

by crimebob32 July 16, 2019

Reverse Little Mermaid

When you give oral stimulus so vigorously that you end up being unable to speak for three days, like Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Just with more oral sex.

1: Hey, why's your girl not speaking?
2: We got a little intimate and she gave the reverse little mermaid, if you catch my drift

by OtheChorizo April 20, 2018

little mermaid whore

when having sex with a women, having her legs flopping all over the place resembling a fish out of water

Tracy: Dude, little mermaid whore is the best thing since sliced bread.

Bob: idk, sliced bread is pretty good.

Tracy: Dude, trust me.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

Mermaid Style

The act of having sex in a hot tub or jacuzzi. Often seen as a more engaged form of the practice known as a pool riddle

Last night, I brought this girl back to my pool and boned her in the hot tub, mermaid style.

by The one and only Biggie Smalls September 7, 2011