Your typical Herb (H is silent). Someone you know that flushes the toilet after he farts, or showers in a bathing suit. Usually by the first glance you can tell if he/she is a Melvin. Usually will give off a strong odor like that of a squid.
Guy 1: Whats that smell?
Guy 2: Its probably Herbert in the stall. He got ass naked to take a dump.
Guy 1: Dude, what a Melvin
Guy 2: Its probably Herbert in the stall. He got ass naked to take a dump.
Guy 1: Dude, what a Melvin
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Girl 1: Hey Tiffany why don’t you ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.
Girl 2: I don’t know Heather Ken is a bit of a “melvin”
Girl 1: That might be true but I bet he’ll treat you better than any of those chads you are always going for.
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