Melvin

The sexiest handsome man in the world. He gets all the milfs and bitches he wants. He is also a machine in the gym and destroys his workout partners every time. He is also the best in video games and gives you punches when you look stupid.

Melvin the ultimate Milf banger

by Hucvkc November 23, 2021

Melvin Money

Money from the short squeeze on GameStop (GME) in January of 2021. Taking all of Melvins capital.
Elon Musk gave GME a shoutout on twitter after the stock soared from a mere $4 in early Dec. to $150 end of January.

Melvin owes 5.5 Billion dollars at a 60% interest rate.

“Yo dog nice Tesla” -Rando dude
“Yeah thank Elon for helping me get that Melvin Money”

by Estretoseten January 26, 2021

Melvin

1) A weird name, like the marshon front Looney Tools
2) A name for a frontal wedgie

1) Melvin just died
2) I got an atomic Melvin from the school bully

by TheButtLickerMan June 6, 2018

melvin

Smart

melvin is smart
Change my mind

by pee s three27 January 24, 2022

Melvin

Melvin a small and annoying person in the world is fuckin small and fucking annoying

fukin 1 in and melvin is small

by melvin is small April 5, 2022

Melvin

Melvin will probably be your best friend forever, He might be annoying and act gay but he is loyal and can make you laugh.

??: Melvin is a good friend
.-.: Yep

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Melvin

Youtube is MelvinTube. The smartest person in this world, and is the best at MMA

Wow its Melvin over there, can we get his autograph?

by MelvinTubeYT December 20, 2020