by XD ETHEN SUCKS November 17, 2017

by Gamer25 November 28, 2019

Dr. Paul: "Hi Lori, you're looking a little upset this morning. Care to talk about it?" "Oh Dr. Paul...I don't know what to do...this guy Melvin... just cost me hundreds of dollars in service fees by lying to my credit card provider, telling them I never sent him his order. But I did...I really did. I had all my paperwork work proving I did, but the bank took his side regardless and won't pay me. I've been...oh....ahhhh...I've been Melvined"....
by Reinhardt Scrumschnutzel August 31, 2025

by Spam keyboard June 19, 2019

The very definition of an awesome person. Someone who everyone looks up to, aspires to be, but knows they can almost never become. Handsome, charming, charismatic to a fault but people are most drawn to Melvin’s authenticity. Likeable, funny, a man’s man & a woman’s man.
Fiercely loyal and passionate lover.
Own a Melvin today or get owned by a Melvin.
Fiercely loyal and passionate lover.
Own a Melvin today or get owned by a Melvin.
by X.treme November 23, 2021

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by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022
