Mateo Suljic

Likes to be dicked down by boys and fantasizes about Lucy pegging him drenched in oil.

Mateo Suljic just ate Brendan’s ass so good

by Susanismysecondmom March 5, 2024

Mateo

a fucking bitch who is also really hot but he's an asshole cuz he is, gets all the girls and is super popular, if you like him then your friends will probably start calling you by his last name

''Hey look it's Mateo''
''He's hot af ngl''
''HAHAHAAH YOU LIKE MATEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by dude i need coffee February 16, 2022

Mateo

Hes very hot

Almost everyone wants to be like mateo

by 2;rhoehugyuo February 27, 2022

Mateo

Mateo is a peruvian who found his way to coventry university. He is the most annoying person to walk on the planet and he always steals your Nutella. He cannot be quiet in the morning at all, he has this skill to make any task louder than it needs to be. He drinks starbucks every day but never gets any work done, if you are in a group with him you will not get any work done.

Okay class, get into groups of 3

James says "don't pick Mateo, he will not do work and will steal our Nutella"

by EdM1234567 November 18, 2025

Mateo

a stubby, aids ridden, treestump-lengthed cock having, more or less brain dead retard, especially if there last name is Garmendia. Did i mention the CHODE?

You’re a fucking Mateo

by agartha November 20, 2025

mateo

cuck

that guys a cuck nah he’s hella mateo

by urban dictionary. December 8, 2025

Mateo

The alpha wolf

Hey look there's mateo
Awoooooo

by Sicknasty3 December 17, 2025