marley he is very strong and hairy , he is a big cock and has no friends ( fake friends) he knows no one likes him but his left toe, he eats hoovers and drinks lots of milk so his bones are big and strong, and he lovess James Charleses make up pallet, aslo he does mad roids and he loves asbestos in his eyes
by bigbumbob November 4, 2021
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Get the marley way mug.The act of taking a shit while smoking marijuana. Can also be the act of just smoking in a shitter. such as a porta jhon. One of the single greatest experiences life has to offer.
Dude theres alot of people around but a wanna smoke...screw it ill go in the john and take a gnarley marley.
by DocBoos March 7, 2011
Get the gnarley marley mug.Marley is romantic coffee addict with dreams of big things. marley keeps a tight circle because many of her friends have done her wrong but when she loves she loves hard. marley is a beautiful person inside and out and doesn’t see herself the way others do. you need a marley in your life.
by honest_girl March 21, 2022
Get the Marley mug.A Marley is one of the greatest friend you could ever have in your life. She has gorgeus blonde/brunnette hair with beautiful eyes with splashes of colours. She is always there for someone that she loves and puts a friends life before her own. She can be sassy and might be unhappy sometimes but you will always have fun with her. She loves to dance espacially with just dance from youtube and plays minecraft a lot. Some people like close friends will give their family time up to spend time with her. She is one of the greatest people ever and deserves a lot. Marley always boosts your mood no matter what. She also loves to bake and sometimes things may catch on fire or never work out but that's the fun part about it. I can't imagine a life without a Marley. They truley change you and save you.
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Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
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