You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

You can't make something from anything.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

by Majkl2 March 2, 2008

make out

A passionate kissing session, usually with the use of tongues, that can last from minutes to hours.
aka something i should be doing with you right now

“i make out with this fine female”

by KyleGregoty77 June 2, 2020

aggressively making out

The act of making out with someone in an aggressive manner ( using more tongue, making out faster, or touching each other more).

We are aggressively making out on our way home from school.

by JJ's boyfriend December 15, 2024

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Make-Out Month

Make-Out month also know as MKM.

In the month of January you can make out with every male/female without them getting mad

"dude i just maked out with megan"
"won't she get mad?"
"no she cant its Make-Out Month

by Mister_know_it_all January 12, 2020

National make out with your friend day

On April 21st you must take time out of your day and reach out to a friend. When you and your friend get time together you must both make out or it brings bad luck for the next week.

James - “Hey it’s April 21st”
Avery - “What’s so special about April 21st”
James - “It’s national make out with your friend day”
Avery - “YES! Come to my place”

by RickByrd2027 April 21, 2024